Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

“Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn’t seem quite so funny.”

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  1. Posted June 15, 2005 at 1:02 pm | Permalink

    What if you were a monkey? Then it just hurts a lot … is that funny again?

  2. Posted June 15, 2005 at 7:34 pm | Permalink

    http://www.cco.net/~jpete/deepthou.htm

    “Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let’s say you’re an astronaught on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he’s not Dracula, but you just say, “Think again, bat man.”"

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