Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
June 14th, 2005 by 
Jason
“Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn’t seem quite so funny.”
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June 15th, 2005 at 1:02 pm
What if you were a monkey? Then it just hurts a lot … is that funny again?
June 15th, 2005 at 7:34 pm
http://www.cco.net/~jpete/deepthou.htm
“Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let’s say you’re an astronaught on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he’s not Dracula, but you just say, “Think again, bat man.”"